Love is in the air! And by that, of course, I mean red-wrapped, heart-shaped candy is in the air!
Yes, Valentine's Day Candy Season has begun. And what better way to enjoy a box of chocolates than while reading America's most hilarious writers on the subject of love, romance, and other complications?
If you're looking for suggestions for foolproof pick-up lines, there are some dynamite ones on page 52 of the brand-new humor collection, My Funny Valentine: America's Most Hilarious Writers Take On Love, Romance, and Other Complications.
And just how can I vouch for this dating advice? Well, I overheard, received, or confiscated it all myself, so I know quite well just how fantastic it is. Yep - you can't go wrong with pick-up lines from third graders. They've even got you covered in the event that you're looking to break up this Valentine's Day.
Whether you're pro Valentine's Day or con, if you want to laugh your way through February 14th, you can get your very own copy of my book* here!
A few other highlights of the collection: Jonathan Shipley's, "Why You're Single This Valentine's Day, Karla Telega's first date warning signs in "Nip It In the Rosebud," and Blythe Jewell's "Five Things I will NOT Be Doing on Valentine's Day to 'Please My Man.'"
You can even get it digitally for the Kindle here!
And even better - I will send a free copy of the book to the first three people to comment!
*My book....which I happen to be graciously sharing with many other hilarious writers
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How awesome! Congrats!
Thanks Allison! I'm sending you a book! Email me at sarahgarb@gmail.com and we'll connect.
Very cool I've always loved reading your students' quotes!
I'd love to have a copy of your book!
-Sandy Shoes
Awesome--Maria and Sandy, there are books heading your way! Just let me know at sarahgarb@gmail.com where to send them.
YAY! I'm so excited
Sandy Shoes
Did you get my email? (Can you tell I'm excited!?)
Sandy Shoes
Hey Sandy - yep :) Just mailed off the book this afternoon! Enjoy!
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