Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone asked me these questions this Valentine's Day season!
What can I say to a guy when he fails to drop his current girlfriend for me? Are the girlfriend's freckles fair game for insults?
What three choices should I give a potential date following my "How are you doing?" pick-up line? Should one of the multiple choice options be, "Sexy?"
How do I end a Valentine's Day card that starts with, "I don't love you" ?
I know that many of you out there are in need of advice. You are in luck! My new book*, My Funny Valentine will answer all of these questions and more!
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*Which I generously share with many other humor writers...
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