Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone asked me these questions this Valentine's Day season!
What can I say to a guy when he fails to drop his current girlfriend for me? Are the girlfriend's freckles fair game for insults?
What three choices should I give a potential date following my "How are you doing?" pick-up line? Should one of the multiple choice options be, "Sexy?"
How do I end a Valentine's Day card that starts with, "I don't love you" ?
I know that many of you out there are in need of advice. You are in luck! My new book*, My Funny Valentine will answer all of these questions and more!
The lucky winners of the last giveaway are curled up right now with their copies of the book, but don't worry - there's another chance for you, too, to get a copy of all of the hilarious essays!
The first three readers to comment will get a free Kindle version of My Funny Valentine!
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