OK. Vocabulary test. I got this.
Marine? Hah! I could use marine in a sentence in my SLEEP!
Let's see here, question number ten. "The marine scientist....."
What would a marine scientist study? Definitely something from the sea. Let's go with an octopus. Yep--our marine scientist will be studying an octopus. But this is no ordinary marine scientist here - she's investigating an under-explored frontier - the marine creatures of puddles. And not just any puddles, mind you--puddles the size of raindrops. Yes, this marine scientist is a pioneer in the field of tiny underwater habitats.
But wait! Must revise. The only thing better than a marine scientist who studies octopi in miniature puddles is one who studies the mother octopi of said puddles.
Let's see...just add a caret....and....perfect!
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Now THAT is creative writing :D
I miss these vocabulary tests!
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